Give It To Me (UPFRONT)

“Do i look fat in these jeans?”

the straight wolf knew that question was coming too.
as soon as she waddled her ass in the room,
legit “i know i do but i need to tell me i don’t” look on her face.
you can kinda sense when someone is feeling insecure.
so when she asked that question,
his first instinct is:

“Let me tell her a lie to avoid confrontation.”

see ^that.
that right there.
that is where the issue happens.
instead of him telling this vixen the truth,
he lies to her so it…
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Rob Kardashian Needs Some Milk!

ironically,
he sells ^that hat.
so our big hyena,
rob kardashian,
had a bit of a moment today.
he decided to call out blac chyna on instagram.
i saw her snaps and was wondering what was happening:

good to know it was just a toxic situation over flowing.
so he posted this video on ig with this caption…
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The Devil Clearly Wants Me Fucked Hard (Honestly, Truly)

 

God.
i’m listening.
you have gotten my full attention.
so it just seems the devil won’t go down without a fight.
too bad for it,
i’m still swinging.
my debit card was compromised last night…
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Where There Is Smoke, There is Marvin Bienaime vs Donny Savage?

so there is smoke happening over at the bienaime agency’s forest.
according to a vix-bi,
something happened between donny savage and marvin bienaime.
as you know,
marvin put donny on and he blew the fuck up.
donny has been on damn near everything,
from essence.com to “the wendy williams show”.
he is a chocolate wolf who everyone wants to taste.
well allegedly,
donny has parted ways with marvin.
this is what marvin put up on his ig that started the talk…
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It’s Cold Out In These Forests

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it’s okay…
i’m about to throw some of them snowballs back like:

“…and what?”

the devil got me all kinds of fucked up.

The Great Expectations

forest-tumblr-imageexpectations.
we all have them.
from jobs to potential mates,
we have a list of things we expect them to do.
well i’m learning i may expect a little too much
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