Beyonce Is Now “The New King of Pop”!!

so….
what happened to this guy?

someone wrote up this article on gawker and it has everyone talking.
the michael jackson fans are flipping the hell out.
what about you?…

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Keyshia Cole Learned Tonight!

keyshia cole started out good during the beyonce performance:

…and then when destiny’s child came out

she said this…

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YOUR 56th THOUGHT: (56)

beyonce happened.
b took the stage and literally shut the super bowl down for about 20 minutes.
you know i had to ask the foxhole

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Baller Wolves Talk About Their Favorite… Beyonce Songs?

kelly and michelle know this look.
it means “you are standing in my light!”

beyonce returns in a few days at the superbowl.
i’m sure this will be an epic comeback.
what better time than to ask the nfl baller wolves what their favorite beyonce song is…

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The Dragon Leaks All Over Her Spread… (VC: 16)

all the photos from gq have leaked.
i think.
she does come with surprises

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I Want To Be The Beyonce Of Your Multi-Platinum Nut Bustin’ Satisfaction

practice makes perfect.
i always imagined that beyonce practiced every day before she became “beyonce”.
i still think she practices to be the greatest.
i read that her father would wake them (destiny’s child) at like 5 in the morning to practice.
to the point he would have them jogging in heels while singing.


beyonce takes her craft seriously,
which is why she is a mega star.
i always wondered why kelly wasn’t so great?
even letoya?
hell, the no named red-head?

not all of us are “beyonce“.
there are a ton of “kellys“,
the other two,
and that one vixen that was kicked out for smiling wrong.

that being said,
you always want to be the best.
even to be great at something,
you need to practice and create your own style.
you don’t want people to say:

“oh yeah he reminds me of…”

nah.
you need your own greatness.
but, does the same apply to relationships?
even, sex?
the amount of times we fuck/suck a hard dick (or cakes),
does it make us a master of a good fuck?
are you memorable?
do you put on a good performance?
do they cry because it is so good?
do people get sad when you leave the stage aka the bed?
i had to ask…

Is your sex game multi-platinum and legendary?

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