Tag: dating
Sam Smith’s Dating Stock Just Went Up
i am holding out hope that once i make it,
i can date all the sexy (baller) wolves that i fantasized about.
i mean whats the point of reaching success if you won’t?
at least get some pipe as you’re hot.
well after being nominated for 6 grammys this year,
sam smith is fresh on his way to “made it” level.
the pipe is now starting to come in abundance.
yes jesus!
well according to the fox wire,
he met someone on the set of his “like i can” video.
everyone meet the alleged snow wolf…
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Justin Brent Scores Another Ass To His Body Count
…allegedly.
pre baller wolf of notre dame,
justin brent,
is sort of the man to be.
you remember he was getting his props for allegedly ( x banging a porn star )?
well he dropped her and moved on to someone else.
everyone meet the new tail he is allegedly banging the life out of…
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Idris Elba Will Bang Anyone
you’ll be surprised what wolf would date you.
sometimes what they say they want isn’t what they end up with.
this is how i felt when k michelle admitted today she was dating idris elba.
8 months!
i was personally trying to figure out how she got him to direct that vh-1 special.
well it was time for her to cum clean.
she spilled all the beans on the breakfast club this morning…
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I Don’t Want Your Fine Ass (Rejection)
everyone has been rejected once,
twice,
maybe even three times.
life comes with many forms of rejection.
that job we want that they give someone less qualified.
the love we want from our parents only to be given to the “bad” sibling.
and then there is the rejection that comes with dating.
that ones seems like the worse one of them all.
many online communities dedicated to low self worth over being turned down.
its usually not just anyone.
its that “guy”.
that “wolf”.
the one that was “perfect”.
rejection does sting and you can’t deny it doesn’t.
so i had to wonder…
Why is rejection worse when its someone we actually like?
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Your Scent Is “Booty Booty Butt Cheeks” By Eau Du Toilette
we all live in our own forests.
thing is,
no one’s forest is truly the same.
when it comes to dating,
and not fuckin’,
everyone has a different scent.
it makes us who we are.
the scent of sex smells like “half naked pictures” and “suggestive texts”.
anyone can do that.
you can get anyone to fuck you if they are horny enough.
the scent of a hoe is pretty easy to smell.
when it comes to what makes someone stick around,
do you know what your scent is?
what it was?
well we need to take a trip inside.
deep inside.
so my question to you is…
What scent are you giving off?
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Tyrese Is Randomly Random
in very random dating news,
tyrese debuted his new love interest today.
i already know what you are thinking…
trust me.
i’m with you.
anyway on some super duper random shit,
this is who black ty is dating now…
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