travis cure.
i want to say “yum”,
but…
anyway we haven’t talked about him in a while.
the last time the foxhole was updated,
it was told to us that travis had an alleged gift that always gives.
his peen allegedly turns into a crunch bar on occasion.
well an f-bi sent me this foxwire and well…
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guess who this actor wolf belongs to?
no.
no he is not mine.
if he wasn’t,
you def wouldn’t know.
well his name is brad james.
he plays on that tyler perry show,
“for better or worse”.
he is now allegedly dating this r&b vixen…
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MOM!
COME GET YOUR BALLER CUB!
now i know odell beckham jr is the new “hotness” in these forests.
everyone wants to be him…
…as i’m sure “do” him.
i should know.
this fox is standing in line.
*cough*
well it seems odell has found lust love in a hopeless place.
according to tmz sports,
odell is in the “early stages” of dating…
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i wonder if kellon has filmed any sex tapes on that bed?
…what?
just asking.
sheesh.
so they are trying to make “this” happen.
amiyah scott and kellon deryck are trying to make this story line happen for #rhoa.
well in a surprise twist,
amiyah posted this for kellon’s birthday…
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^this is my face when my vix-bi sent in this story.
so michael b jordan is allegedly dating a kardashian.
twitter had a whole melt down because of it.
of all the pussy in hollywood,
he finds himself in…
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they say you are “too picky”.
you listen.
they say you want something that doesn’t exist.
you listen.
they say you need to settle.
you listen.
so then you look in the mirror and wonder…

Is this why I’m single?

well you listened.
is it because you aren’t involved in the “hook up culture”?
you listened.
should i be on hook up sites sleeping with every “dick” or “in hairy”?
welp!
you listened.
so then you are forced to look around at everyone else.

the jackal is getting with the wolf you want.
the ratchet that has them climbing down her walls.
the common folks are doing more datin’ and fuckin’…

…and then you realized this is why you are single.
you aren’t like everyone else.
why is that such a problem?
when did “being different” become the worst thing in the world?
well i want you to remember something when you decide to listen to an idiot…
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