every time i see that “pounding of the yams” thing,
i laugh and get a bit turned on.
i’ll save my ratchetness for another time.
so valentine’s day is about a week away.

Who is going on that Valentine’s date with Idris Elba?

this is for my vixens.
i don’t think this one is “foxhole friendly”…
…or could it?
idris has teamed up with omaze for a night you may never forget.
( x see that entry here )
well since idris wants this date to be perfect,
he has teamed up with advisors to make sure everything goes smooth.
check out this video of what they spoke about…
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this maybe for “vixens only”,
but whenever big money is involved,
it may just change.
so ^that could be idris elba getting ready for a date with you.
no,
it is definitely not a joke.
idris is auctioning himself off as a “date” for valentine’s day.
no,
it’s still not a joke.
check out the ad for this date…
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just when i was about to join a site like “match.com”,
a f-bi sends me this.
it just ain’t safe in these dating forests.
you can’t even get fucked without some shit.
so our latest victim comes from “plentyoffish”.
he was looking for a little romance and this happened…
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“i met someone.”

i tried to put a smile on my face.
work wolf called my extension with that news.
i couldn’t wait to hear this…
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i knew this was coming.
caitlyn jenner wants a wolf.
they tried to sell us that bridge,
you know the one down in bk,
about her being this “lesbian transsexual venusian goddess”.
well i guess caityln lied to ya’ll.
this is what entertainment tonight had to say…
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you know what i hate?
the “not knowing”.
i have never been one to appreciate that.
i always want to know what the fuck is going on.
i mean,
that’s completely natural,
right?
its normal to want to be in the loop.
or maybe i just some kind need patience?
i don’t know…
Continue reading “I Hate That I (Might) Kinda Deep Like This Work Wolf” →