elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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yeah.
you know what?
we did misunderstand him.
we apologize Jackal….

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my wolves will love this.
you know on those late nights when you are on a chat line….
need someone to fuck…
and this hits you up with the same idea as yours.
you fuck him.
he drains your pipe just right.
so you find yourself fucking him regularly.
you catch feelings.
he does too.
some shit goes wrong.
your ass is all over hood and tmz.
now you are the victim.

well meet cecil!

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ready to see his 360 interview?
get comfortable foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
11 minutes of questions answered…

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wait for it.
wait for it.
ready?…

his name is cecil singleton.

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lost your career because of some ignorant jackal and your bad decisions.
very sad…

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