an f-bi just sent me this video of antoine dodson having a potential nervous breakdown.
in this strange video,
he starts talking to god and then breaks down in tears.
i guess being “straight” isn’t all it was cracked up to be?…
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that is a picture of paul walker’s friend at the scene.
the police are trying to detain him as he ran to help paul out the car.
that got to me.
his father’s reaction tho…

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“i’m just tired of crying,” evelyn says while crying.
“well shit ev i’m tired of it too” – me, watching the first episode of bbw 5.
the whole episode of evelyn crying,
shaunie’s nostrils,
shtuzie’s fixed lisp situation,
and tami still wanting to sit with the mean girls.
was it enough to keep the public interested tho?…

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jigga has made some people’s dreams come true today.
no he didn’t pay for their school loans or buy them sneakers.
he randomly started tweeting people.
ya know causes it’s jay-z and that is a big fuckin’ deal.
(lowkey: magna carta holy grail in stores tomorrow could be a reason)
well he made one young beyonce stan lose her shit…

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you know the story.
a wolf does wrong,
videotapes himself crying for his vixen to see,
and she puts it all on blast for the world to see.
these damn camera phones….

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“A California teenager appearing in court for allegedly sodomizing two students in separate incidents yelled “get me out of here” as he was led away from his family by bailiffs. Fernando Salgado was one of four students at A.B. Miller High School, in Fontana, Calif., arrested in the attempted sodomy of another student with steel rebar while the other three – all minors – allegedly held the boy down and removed his pants, reported KTLA. Another incident took place June 14 involving three students who allegedly held down another boy while Salgado attempted to sodomize him with a wooden broom handle, according to KTLA. “The allegations are something that have been just gut-wrenching for us,” Fontana Unified School District Superintendent Cali Olsen-Binks told the station. Salgado, 18, pleaded not guilty to two felony counts of sexual penetration and false imprisonment while sobbing in front of his family. Eventually he became so upset he jostled bailiffs before being physically restrained and led out of the courtroom. The judge and lawyers left the room as bailiffs dimmed the lights and also escorted Salgado’s family out of the courtroom, with his sister shouting, “What if that was your son?” the San Bernadino Sun reported. The alleged incidents both took place in the same summer school masonry class taught by Emmanuel Delarosa” – NY Daily News

“GOD!
I JUST GOT FUCKED LAST NIGHT!
I DON’T THINK I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!”

He wasn’t sobbing when he shoved that metal pipe in his classmate’s ass…

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