i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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“t.i.” and “guns” just don’t mix.
now coming from new yawk,
i know where i just wouldn’t go.
any place with an abundance of pineapples is out the question.
t.i. had a concert at irving plaza in new yawk last night.
this is what happened…
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so august alsina is trying to step above his r&b wolf pack.
he wants to be more…
how can i say…
“controversial”.
well look at what he did when he brought a fan onstage for his latest concert.
i guess this allow this kinda things down in baton rouge…
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so lenny kravitz is next in line for some leakage.
yay?
so he was performing at a concert in stockholm monday night.
in popping a squat during a song,
his pants ripped and his pipe flew right out.
see.
this is what happens when you wear nut huggers.
well the f-bi sent me the picture and well…
(NSFW,
18^,
AND “CURIOUS STRAIGHTS ALLOWED”).
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so this is “omeeka” at a recent concert.
then “the lick” happened…
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^thats her checking to see if its all there.
so one of the f-bi sent me this video of britney in her vegas concert.
her weave was also a supporting star.
too bad it didn’t find much support on her head…
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