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so you know i love baller wolves.
you know i love nekkid baller wolves too.
well the following is a baller wolf who got nekkid on accident.
how?
he didn’t know he was on ig live.
nfl baller wolf of the chicago bears,
tarik cohen,
was in the locker room after a game.
the nekkidness on accident happened…

Continue reading “who wants some “accidental ig live” nfl baller meat?” →

i was so happy when i heard that victor cruz was signed to a new team.
even tho new yawk didn’t want him anymore,
i figured he would do well on the chicago bears.
well he got dropped.
according to them…
Continue reading “Victor Cruz Is Still The Sexiest Unemployed Baller Wolf I Know” →

i have been loving the straights drama.
it always involves some cub coming into the world with ain’t shit parents.
they love to talk about “us” from their glasses dens.
i never understood why relations,
most of the times on a sexual foundation,
need to involve bringing a cub into this world.
they both don’t know each other,
but they assume they would make good parents.
well nfl baller wolf for the chicago bears,
dion sims,
appears to have did just that and didn’t even know it.
he was messing around with a ig attentionista named mimi:

…and got her pregnant.
how we all found out?
yes,
we.
she blasted him on her ig via baller alert…
Continue reading ““Hi I’m Pregnant”: Signed, Sealed, and Delivered for IG” →

so kyle long,
baller wolf for the chicago bears,
has some thoughts about the whole “ezekiel elliott/snapchat” debacle.
he took to his twitter and said this…
Continue reading “Kyle Long Thinks Baller Wolves Get Taken Advantage of By Hoes” →

today is big papa joe penis 25th birthday!
nfl baller wolf,
joe anderson,
as what his parents named him.
sadly today also is the last day of #teamscorpio.
you know how much i love them.
oh well it was fun while it lasted.

lowkey: i love his wife beater.
who is his friend next to him?

ladies and gents you remember joe anderson right?
he is a baller wolf that plays for the chicago bears.
  he was also part of this mini scandal:

x the big pipe chronicles

the meat was…
well joe is also a scorpio.
…and from texas!
you know how i feel about those damn scorpios.
you know how i feel about wolves from texas.
*drip drop*
an f-bi sent me some more of scorpio joey from texas…

Continue reading “A Hot Cup O’ Joe Anderson, That Is” →