his eyes look sad tho.
but check this tweet…

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i wonder where was her liquid courage this round?

ya know, i find this whole situation funny.
i’ll tell you why after you read this twist of a contradiction on his part…

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It’s all luv Evs.
Watch the bottle!

…. but sorry Foxes.
He will not be taking on his role has escort after all…

DARNIT!….

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Look..
I am all for going to an industry party,
but I’m just not for ghetto shit.
If I got an invite to this party (or any that matter),
I will do the “Foxy Scene Stealer” move.
I’ll teach you guys how I do at events soon…

But check this…

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Chad has been dropped.
Evelyn is moving on.
He will probably an escort.
Who got those “dollah dollah bills ya’ll” he can work hard for?

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I’ve grown to like Evelyn.
She can be a little brass and pick up things to throw when her foot starts to shake,
but she isn’t all that bad.
She is sexy, built a brand, her shoe game is serious….

…. and is marrying a Baller Wolf.
All the things we love in the Foxhole, right?
Got to give props where props are due.

Evelyn sat down with Vibe.com as guest editor to explain why she does the things she does…
…. and why the fuck you gonna like it.
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