I’m here to font that John Gaines JR penis has officially become the most sought after penis in the entire forest.

there are vixens (and males) officially looking to infiltrate his circle by needing to be trained.
oh,
they are looking to be trained all right.
trained nice and hard until they’re all sweaty and out of breath.
after a few weeks of speculation,
victoria monet announced what we all knew with her and john…

i don’t think we’re dumb when it comes to miley cyrus.
i know i’m not.
whenever she starts acting “ethnic”,
her and liam are on the rocks.
when she posted herself working out to megan the stallion,
i was waiting on it.
when she posted these videos of her dropping it wide to “rock the boat” from aaliyah:

i knew it was done.
i guess i was right via “people“… Continue reading “miley cyrus is dipping her toe into the black pool slowly” →

so remember that one entry about cassie being pregnant?
( x see it here )
yeah,
that might not be happening.
i might have been right about the stress eating tho.
she actually has a new single project happening.
no seriously,
she’s single now.
according to “b scott”…
Continue reading “cassie is working on a new single project (just not music)” →

…trouble in paradise?
gloria james,
lebron james mama,
knows how to pick em,
doesn’t she?
well i knew this “lambo” character was gonna be problems in the future.
when she started dating him,
he was doing entirely too much.
allegedly,
he was caught cheating on auntie g and they broke up.
of course,
lambo took to instagram because he had a lot to say via baller alert…
Continue reading “Gloria James Problem Might be King James Problem” →