you been rocking with:

cute huh?
i know.
you got good taste.
ya’ll met and have kept it on the low thus far.
he is discreet and happens to be entering the draft to the nba.
…um, score?
well not so fast.
meet his ex…

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“hey girl what you doing today?”
“nothing biiiiiiitch, i’m bout to go to the gym.”
“yyaasssss you muscular ass queen bitch fuck it up!!!”

i was never one to greet men,
no matter how feminine,
in this lifestyle as “girl“.
i don’t even address real life females like that.
i never greeted straight wolves like “son” or “dawg” either.
i was never into calling people pet names like that.
nick names is different.
i’ll use it to try to remember you by something that stands out.
it’s my personal way of letting you know that i like you.
in this lifestyle,
i notice almost everyone is a “girl” or a “bitch”.
on rare occasions,
they are “fags”.
is that the greeting or a friend or an enemy?
i’m usually lost.
weirdly enough,
i usually associate those names with the negatives.
the extra.
the redundant.
i often wondered if i was wrong for never embracing that?
never calling a grown ass man my “girl”?
i had to ask…

Is “HEY GIRL” the new “WASSUP SON”?

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did anyone catch her show last night?
well if you didn’t…
…i got you.

hold on nicki.
don’t kiss ass yet.
they didn’t watch…

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did this wolf haul off and slap this other wolf:

in his face?
the vikings got slapped with the loss yesterday,
but adrian peterson felt the hand of deangelo hall to the dome (or helmet)…

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peter rosenberg is so disrespectful… and i love him for it.
one thing about rosenberg is he calls it like he sees it.
nicki minaj learned her lesson.
this time, he saw right though chris brown on hot97 “the realness” and proceeded to let him have it…
…. *inserts a no homo*.

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the actual story just happened.
I am still in a state of “almost crazy“.

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I was chillin on my bed just now.
Ya know, relaxing and shit.
I look to my right and out the corner of my eye,
I see something moving on the floor.
I was like:

“ok, maybe that was my blanket or something.”

I continued to relax when all shit happens.
I look down and see this thing just walking under me.
and the muthafucka was HUGE…

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