I Want To Make Love To You On A Bed Full Of Money

does this…

tumblr_mif6zoZMV91rbnoepo1_500

make you hard as steel?
wolves come and go,
but green can keep me warm at night.
no seriously it can:

if i asked your broke ass what would you do if you got rich tomorrow…
i am sure you could provide me a list or two.
hell maybe 5.
we spend our days day dreaming of a better life.
this is what we bust our ass for daily.
getting up and going to a “ain’t shit” job.
working about 10 hours a day hoping one day,
it will all pay off.
one where we can afford to pay our bills,
eat at the most expensive restaurants,
travel to far away lands,
and hob knob with the best of em.
don’t even have to mention the amount of pussy/ass/dick you will get.
once you have money,
it cums (literally) by the boat loads.
i’m sure those online attention whores will finally notice you.
everyone becomes your friend.
you can literally buy other people to hang with you.
life certainly starts to become more enjoyable.
well that is before it’s all gone.
money,
low self esteem,
and no plan is the devil.
i had to ask the foxhole…

Can you mentally afford to be rich?

Continue reading “I Want To Make Love To You On A Bed Full Of Money”

AllStar Sunday!

get your drinks.
get your popcorn.
i’m in my bed with a stomach virus,
but i will not miss…

all-star-2013-houston

you won’t either…

Continue reading “AllStar Sunday!”

The Most “Beautifulist” Thing In A Long Time

ready for it?…

Continue reading “The Most “Beautifulist” Thing In A Long Time”

WTF THE FUCK IS KEYSHIA COLE’S ISSUE?????

so check it.
keyshia cole wants attention.

she has become a straight up bully.
she was sitting on her couch tonight and realized she needed to address michelle….
again.
is this going to be a weekly thing keyshia?????

Continue reading “WTF THE FUCK IS KEYSHIA COLE’S ISSUE?????”

Beyonce Is Now “The New King of Pop”!!

so….
what happened to this guy?

someone wrote up this article on gawker and it has everyone talking.
the michael jackson fans are flipping the hell out.
what about you?…

Continue reading “Beyonce Is Now “The New King of Pop”!!”

Keyshia Cole Learned Tonight!

keyshia cole started out good during the beyonce performance:

…and then when destiny’s child came out

she said this…

Continue reading “Keyshia Cole Learned Tonight!”