He took time out of his busy schedule to read this…

He knows who he is…

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I guess I have the look that a baller would be attracted too.

Star Fox kept on telling me that, even though I doubted it due to insecurities.
Hell, once before this site was even thought of I nearly had a baller of my very own…

….until I fucked it all up.

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Fake tits.
Fake ass.
Fake personality.
Probably fake coochie.

Reggie Bush’s favorite flavor!

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I never was a fan of dreads…
… until now.

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I close my eyes and I open them to what I so uniquely imagine….

I am sitting in a restaurant.
I’m in a black booth with red leather seats.
It is shaped like a dysfunctional cupcake.
I am far in the back.
I’m not the type to be all in the front.
That is where it is easy access for everyone to bother and stare at me.
I despise people staring at me.
I am in a special VIP seating where only the big ballers pay.
I was one of those big ballers at last….

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So I just met someone who knows the manager to…
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