baller wolf

Can I Be Your Pre-Baller Wolf’s Keeper?

Kahlil Bell is already a problem.
But, don’t you hate when the brother looks just as good???
Well look at muthapluckin’ Darius…

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The Vixen Who Ended Up Getting F’d By Her Baller Wolf.

Would you trust this face?

So you meet a Baller Wolf on Twitter,
he flies you out to Vegas for the Memorial Day weekend,
and all kind of shit goes wrong?
Sounds like a ho didn’t do her research correctly…

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Dual Cheating Caught On Camera?

Baller Wolf is trying to smash.
Vixen agrees.
Sounds like a typical night at “Club Skeet” in some big city last night.

But what if it was all caught on ESPN?

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The Foxy Rules Of Getting A Sponsored Lifestyle

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“My sponsor he go and bu-bu-buy buy”…

I don’t give a damn, Teairra Mari makes good music.
I don’t see it for her as far as a career,
but I think she is pretty and has a good voice.
From what I was told,
she stays equipped with a Sponsor.

But, I honestly think T made that term Sponsor popular with that song.
Everyone is always talking about a Sponsor.
Shit, it seems like everyone I know who is on the playing field has one.
Everyone wants a sponsor.
Shit, I want 5 of them as I make my own cake.
I always believed once you realize your worth,
a better kind of person will cum around.
You will NOT settle for “whatever” slangs a dick/ass your way.
Don’t make me have to slap you.

So I gotta ask…

Do you need your life sponsored?

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My Baller Wolf Can Cook Me Breakfast and Deposit Funds In His Kitchen

You remember my fat caked up Baller Wolf Deshawn Stevenson:

I’ve wanted to ride that Maverick for years.
I bet he would give me something to talk about.

But, today, he wanted me to talk about something totally different.
The Brooklyn Nets star doesn’t have to EVER worry about leaving home without money…

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Hi, I’m CoochieLana and I’ll Be Your Wolf’s Beard Today!

Im just letting all you Baller Wolves know reading…
That I will be also doing a screening for your beards when you are with me…
Like these two:

I need to like her ass too.

So my Vixens over at Baller Alert came up with a list for other Vixens to become beards.
Something I am all too familiar with when your image needs a cute hoe on your arm…