soooooooooo….

i want to be like keri hilson when i grow up.
well, not exactly.
i can do without the constant torment from the beyonce stans.
but, i do want her love life.
she managed to snag the sexiest baller wolf in the nba.
how that happened is a mystery.
it’s safe to say it is now confirmed she is wrestling that congo wild snake.
got this mofo wishing her happy birthday on twitter and paying for her birthday party in oklahoma!!

congrats miss keri baby….

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i wish they would go at breezy wolf the way they went at him.
he needs THIS.
chad held his own though on espn first take.
i’m glad this wasn’t a sugar coated interview.
GET HIM!
they were coming at him at all angles with this interview…

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keri hilson got a good one.
alleged.
i think this was the only win in her entire career.
she managed to bag serge ibaka.

i must have been off my game lol
he is one juicy piece of baller nba wolf meat…

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when the going gets tough,
the tough get to job hunting on twitter.
the following wolf just got waived from his team.

delonte west took to twitter to look for a new job.
when you look at the following,
i had to ask:
would you hire him?

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“Dancing and f*cking is two different thangs”

what i would do…
to put a couple dollars (his) in his jock strap….
well, for halloween he probably would have let me…

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he is so hot…

his arms and lips…

jrock told me who he was.
i went on the hunt and…
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