listeeeennnnnn i can’tttttt….
so imagine being a pre-baller wolf right now.
yes you can close your eyes.
so you’re good at what you do,
you get drafted,
get injured,
and then get released?
sucks doesn’t it?
well thats the left field of the baller wolf life.
success its not always promised.
lets meet deron furr…
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…super dad?
not a good look especially with this scandal.
it must be freezing in minnesota.
why?
well baller wolf,
adrian peterson and his career,
are officially on ice…
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so baller wolf of the new orlean’s saints,
jimmy graham,
is putting restrictions on grabbing his bunz.
actually the party dun!
there will be no more touching of the legendary cakes.
well here is why…
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FOXMAIL

I read your blog all the time and like a lot of people I find myself drooling over these guys swimming in dough. My question to you is how would I find one.. I don’t live in a state where any reside. I’m not ugly at all but I don’t have a lot of money. I have goals, dreams that I want to accomplish and I hear about ballers splurging these conceited vain hoes in material things when all I want is more education and to pay off my debt which isn’t much. Enough rambling, my question to you is one that you probably have gotten a lot: How would I find a baller or do you know of any that are looking for someone? Any help or advice would be appreciated.  I’m going through a hard time in life, a very hard time and I’m trying.

MY ANSWER…

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who wouldn’t mind taking a bath with baller wolf,
and keyshia cole’s former situation,
daniel “booby” gibson?
well what if it was a bubble bath?…
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as a fox,
you want to meet wolves with deep pockets.
some may just be baller wolves.
lets say you do meet one.
i hope you are dreaming big and not basic.
now lets say he lives in an entirely different state than you do.
what do you do?
well i’ll tell you…
Continue reading “This Is The One Where The Baller Wolf Wanted You To Cum See Him” →