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U Have Been A Bad Boy (and I Need To Punish U)

body4story“get on your knees”…

“okay baby.”

“um thats not the correct thing to say.”

i proceeded to slap him in his face.

“i’m going to say it again since you forgot.
get on your knees.”

“yes daddy.”

“good.”

tonight he was going to be my bitch…
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Was Diddy Playing “Take Dat, Take Dat” With The Kids?

tumblr_lyacmx4u5Y1qbuizuo1_500does diddy have secrets?
does he require a below age limit with potential jumps?
well he may according to music manager jimmy henchmen,
who is currently facing life for selling serious amounts of coke.
the feds decided to quiz him on who in the industry has a pedo van on sesame street.
diddy’s name was also brought up and well…

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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: (53)

take that.
take that.


that is what he would say while beatin it up
or, would you be telling him that?
diddy is one of the pioneers in this hiphop game.
even though some things he has done are a little “shaky“,
he has yet to fall off his pedestal.
so i had to ask…

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Making The Crazy: A Stranger In Diddy’s House Part 2

I’d actually watch that episode….

Yeah.
A Fox is looking at you Diddy… and giving you a MEAN side eye right about now….

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Yung Joc Has A Smurf Penis

Meet me in the trap…
It’s going down.

Uh, negative.

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F*ckin’ With The Mogul

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