ass

ladies should be anal about munching on mud pies served by straight males

they should be about eating booty.
you know some straight wolves love serving dirt with their cake.
according to ( x mto ),
they still seem to be doing it in 2023.

the thought alone gives me night terrors.
~~this is what some of ya’ll get following these ratchet hoes.~~
sukihana even got the pause:

eek.
come to daddy jamari and please read carefully…

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everything is bigger in texas (and johnny’s cheeks is creating a massacre)

these days,
game developers know what they are doing.
tits are juicer and asses are perkier on vixen characters.
~~the nerds need something to jack off to.~~
in the new horror game,
texas chainsaw massacre,
someone was in gay lust behind the making of johnny.
keyword:

behind.
the devs stacked tf johnny…

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busta rhymes said put your hands where his eyes can see (and not on his ass)

what’s wild is that i just revisited busta rhymes discography recently.
i have never heard his first album but it was pretty good.
the power of streaming services.
the following is the perfect example of boundaries.
i don’t know why this she-jackal thought it was a good idea to do this.
she wanted to get busts’s attention so she grabbed…
…his ass??
he reacted and well…

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i didn’t know aquaman ate fish (there is a joke here somewhere)

i thought aquaman didn’t eat fish.
i thought they were his friends.
like,
isn’t his job isn’t to protect his aquatic friends in the oceans?
which makes me wonder what does aquaman even eat?
clearly,
i have questions after i saw these pictures…

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deon long spreads them cheeks like land o’lakes without a care in the forest?

*the following is rated xxx
viewer discretion is strongly advised

i’ve always wondered how this whole baiting situation actually goes down.

Baiting is when someone sets up a fake profile and gets someone to show their nudes,
only to leak the nudes for free OR charge people to see them.

usually,
the baiter uses pics/videos of a really hot vixen to get the package.
i know many bait horny straights for their dick pics…

…But videos of him playing with his wolf hole tho?

… that is the part that confuses me,
or maybe it shouldn’t?
ex pre-baller wolf,
deon long,
has been allegedly getting baited for years now.
i know he has a nice set of cheeks on him
( x see it here )
but…

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josh hart serves a heart shaped cake

you already know i luhhhhhhh a nice pair of biceps and a nice pair of bunz on a wolf.
like,
duh.
when you see a nice pair of bunz in dress pants,
like ^the picture above,
it’s literally a chef kiss.
nba baller wolf for the new orleans pelicans,
josh hart,
got engaged to his beautiful black vixen,
shannon desiree.