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Does Serge Ibaka Have An Anaconda In His Sweats?…

…or is he happy to see me?
i want to say keri hilson won a little bit.
sure she is the running joke amongst town hall crazy beyonce stan meetings,
where they plot more ways to look crazy,
but she managed to capture this

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(win).

…to comfort her from all the crazy stan abuse and buy her pretty things.
 keri can we pow wow for a sec.
is this picture fact or fiction?…

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A Package Sent From Africa

So I’m feeling a delivery man.
I’m not sick.
Not my usual tax bracket, right? LOL

Anyway, I’m not talking about the fat Mexican man delivering goods to the local bodega around then corner from my crib.
I’m talking about this sexy ass  African dude rocking a big body…

… and I ain’t talking about the truck….

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