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God Likes When You Sing That You Aren’t Gay No More

andrew-caldwellwhen you get your 15 minutes of fame,
you better act quick.
you need to strike with a series of moves that may extend your clock.
well mister “i love the wimmenz”,
andrew caldwell,
has a new song out.
yes.
a song.
you may hear this at your local church one day.
it’s called “i’m not gay no more” featuring andre forbes
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That Being Said, I’m Not Gay Anymore! (God Changed Me!)

Screen Shot 2014-11-10 at 8.00.11 PMso you all are definitely my foxhole.
i saw this video earlier today and thought of you.
you all obviously blew up my emails so i know you were thinking of me.
you know i love god.
my twitter feed on sunday is filled with notes from td jakes sermon.
god also knows that i love wolves.
he okay with that.
we already discussed.
well this one church hyena didn’t feel the same way.
god obviously hasn’t spoken to him yet.
ย he went back into the holy ghost closet at the 107th Holy Convocation.
well…
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