the next four years of cars, no planes, and automobiles

i have a fear of flying but i also:

Have a fear of seeing a plane fall out the sky.

this scene in “knock at the cabin” legit terrified me.
spoilers included,
although the movie was terrible:

not to mention the movie,
flight“:

but,
um,
our new president doing is helping stir the pot of my fears

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i am the F word who lives in the next block

yesterday,
i was on the phone with cousin hybrid for over two hours,
catching up on everything:

Politics
Dating
Life updates
Family
The ins and outs of males who lurk on Rih’s social media

but somewhere towards the end,
we stumbled onto an unexpected “a-ha” moment about our childhood…

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are you gonna pay the dl whisperer to find out your man likes other manz?

He looks like Sexyy Red to me.

vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.

let’s be 110%:

If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.

the real question is:

then what?

are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?

enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away

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you’re single and hating life on valentine’s day, huh?

What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.

because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:

“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”

but realistically

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so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?

This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.

if the history books write about this,
and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.

i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.

the first one is…

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yarddie style has been giving it to me GOOD

I’ve had A LOT to font about Yarddie Style over the years.
Aside from loving that big backside of his…

my issue with him was his always been his stroke resume.
i have a confession to make…

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