A Broken Ankle Don’t Mean I Can’t Fuck This Stage Up

Screen Shot 2013-07-08 at 11.17.10 AMawww our poor songzbird.
if he had performed at essence fest in new orleans
in a wheel chair this weekend,
i would have giggled (and then said “awww”)….

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BET Awards Meat Extravaganza

2013-bet-awards-logo-thelavalizardfor the first time ever,
it wasn’t a ratchet dis-organized mess.
i actually enjoyed the show.
the reggae was my highlight.
lets get this meaty bbq

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F-BI: The Houston Allstar Party Foxhole Conglomerate Edition

nba allstar weekend is next week.
houston is where the party is at.
allstar time when if you are skilled enough,
you can get a baller wolf of all kinds to do whatever.
i like to work in one on one environments personally.
they can’t tell classy from who will suck dick on a hand stand at big events.
it still doesn’t mean you can’t go and have some fun!
bring back some “who fucked who?” and other ratchet inside scoop.
sexy vixens will be magnets that weekend.

i got an email from an insider f-bi who wanted to hip the other f-bi to all the events happening….

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Usher and Diddy Use To Sleep Together?

would you sleep in the same bed with him?
i would.
preferably naked.
him covered in baby oil.

  straight from the a has a video of diddy admitting to it…
…kinda.

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I Want To Go To The BET Awards 2012!

… although could they have Beyonce, Jay Z, and Kanye on the nominees list anymore?
And why don’t they just hand the award to Nicki Minaj?
WTF is up with that Video of the Year category?

Jamari is lost.

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Chris Breezy: On The Fox Home Teamy?

I just got in the house after a Fox sent me this in email…
and it was like peeeeewwwwwnnnnnn…..

I WAS ON MY BLOG!

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