flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern

Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?

aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…

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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole

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robert griffin III wants us to all kiss and make up after the election results

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.

Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

dear america,
this is a safe space…

is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.

in his tweet

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i don’t know what glen powell put on me but i’d love all of that, please

I forgot he was in Scream Queens.
Chad Radwell was everything back then.

ima keep it 110 with you,
but i didn’t get it when it came to glen powell.

he was just another white male who acts to me.
it wasn’t until i watched twisters and he did this…

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okay, people magazine, ha-ha, now bring out the real 2024’s sexiest man alive

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.

it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

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it’s dark, hell just got hotter, and many people are stupid

Can you believe it’s about to be a week tomorrow?

i’ve been riding a wave of emotions since last tuesday.
optimism,
anger,
denial,

and now,
i’ve finally landed on full-blown depression.
there’s one question that just keeps playing on a loop in my head…

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