let’s be escorts this year!

“I found me a new pineapple this year.
Who knows how to handle this here.” – MC Lyte

i’ve decided that when it comes to me and dating this year,
i’m stepping it up.
i’m going to be a high-class escort.
yes,
you read right

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why would any of us want to have sex with you after this video?

so let me start off by fonting that he isn’t ugly.
he kinda resembles frank ocean if you squint and turn your head.
personally,
no one is truly ugly because there is someone for everyone.

this fox posted the following that has gone viral:

but i have a few thoughts after listening to what he said…

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if ima be a hoe, ima be a top dolla hoe like anora

Sometimes,
I think we are no different than sex workers.

watching anora left me with a lot of thoughts…

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sitting with 2024 before we say goodbye to that triflin’ hoe

For the final day of 2024,
the air feels different,
doesn’t it?

maybe it’s just me,
but i’m inspired about closing the chapter on a year like this one.
was 2024 a dumpster fire?
was it a garbage bag filled with shit that was set on fire?
was it cleaning your Foxhole out,

only to be stood up?
was it meeting the wolf of your dreams for him to be a pu$$y azz bitch?

absolutely,
but here we are.
we are standing on this year’s ashes with a hint of optimism creeping in,
whether we admit it or not.
so,
how am i going to end this year?…

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one of the sexiest males, the videos, and the validation that cost too much?

picture one of your fantasies on social media.
any male,
whether he is gay or straight.

How far would you go to see a male you have fantasized about having sex?

well,
that was me last week and i got disappointed…

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indians are coming to snatch our jobs per the super villains

Mask off.

What happens when the American dream morphs into a nightmare you didn’t sign up for?

for years,
we believed hard work and a degree guaranteed stability.

this christmas,
reality delivered a stocking full of coal.
muskrat and “that indian jackal” made it painfully clear

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