there are the straights and then there are THE STRAIGHTS.
it’s like when black folks talk about white folks around white folks.
there are certain white people who understand how fucked up other whites are.
i think some gays are dope AF but i think others are dumb af.
those ones hit every stereotypical branch on the way down to their dooms.
same with some black folks tbh.
this latest “wtf?” from the straights gave me a chuckle.
when am i not cackling like a banshee from some of the straights?
a certain group wants to feel included so they’re calling themselves “super straight“…
— X (@SaLeMvsUniverse) March 5, 2021
What is super straight? This is a new sexuality that means that you are only attracted to cisgender women or men. This was made due to an influx of people saying that you aren’t straight if you aren’t attracted to trans women/men. We are part of the LGBTQ+ now. #superstraight pic.twitter.com/xFYZl2LU74
— Super straight (@supa_str8) March 6, 2021
if i can’t put “super” without having superpowers attached to it,
it’s a dub.
imagine having superpowers like wanda maximoff aka scarlett witch.
i’m not beyond having a whole country under my control for my manz.
you wouldn’t be able to tell me shit out here.
i imagine my supervillain would be a bitch to deal with.
every other day it’d be some shit and every other day,
a levitated tim boot would be up their ass.
back to the story at hand…
the straights wanna be included so bad.
i say let them have their moment.