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i’d love to be up under somebody’s grandpa

   Published Date: February 24, 2025  3 Comments on i’d love to be up under somebody’s grandpa

If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but to ride him.

okay,
i’m sorry,
that is a little bold of me so let me rephrase.

If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but ask him about the good old days,
naked,
while rubbing him down with Bengay.

better?
seriously,
i’ve had that picture in my phone since ’22.
a Foxholer has always mentioned him since then too.
i been meaning to font about him but life has been lifeing.
aint no time like the present so everyone meet brandon miyavia…

…and if this is what grandpa’s are looking like these days,
i think The Foxhole needs to start sniffing around retirement homes for our next meals.
you know we like them thick and hearty.

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by 🅱randon Miyavia 💯 (@instagrandpa15)

 
 
 
 
 
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A post shared by 🅱randon Miyavia 💯 (@instagrandpa15)

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mmm.
this old ass muthafucka is fine AF.

this grandpa isn’t like the other IG attentionistos tho.
this wolf is hood one minute and then somewhere abroad the next:

well,
for a grandpa,
he sure is an active senior citizen.
this must from his pension.
either way,
i’ll allow it.

Let me know when you come to New Yawk,
Grandpa.
I’d love to hear some of your stories.
I’ll make sure to bring the Bengay.

lowkey: i require all my “grandpas” to wear a tank like he does.
more wife beaters,
brandon!
that would be perfect.


3 thoughts on “i’d love to be up under somebody’s grandpa”

  1. Yeah, grandpa I don’t think so.

    The problem is we are having a problem nowadays defining what is considered old. I would say anything under 35 years old is considered young, we just don’t know what to do with the people who are between the ages of 35 to 45 or more over 35 to 50. When you’re between 35 and 50 you’re just someones parent I really don’t get old, just look at entertainers like Brandy, Monica, Usher and Beyoncé they are all in there mid to late 40s with preteens all the way to young adults. Even people like Chis Brown and Rihanna are in there mid to late 30s.

    I think grandpa age is 50 and up. So in my opinion instagranpa15 doesn’t make the cut, unless someone knows his age, he’s giving mid 30s.

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