What if a male is the ultimate fantasy to fuck,
but once you have both fucked each other’s brains out…
that’s it?
No sparks,
No substance,
and just one giant meh.
everyone’s still buzzing about victoria monét and john gaines jr. splitting up.
apparently,
she’s moving on:
leaving everyone asking:
why would victoria let go of such a fine,
fine,
and “did i font fine” wolf like john?
“If i was with John,
I’d fuck him absolutely stupid,
bathe him,
and drink his bath water,” said literally almost every gay and vixen on Bey’s internet.
but i want to challenge a thought…
What if he’s just eye candy and a complete diaster in a relationship?
What if he’s selfish in bed,
dry in conversation, a
nd only interested in flexing at the gym?
i’m sure victoria’s probably got her own set of flaws,
but she didn’t waste any time moving on.
it’s giving:
“Been there,
hit multiple times,
and I got bored.
john gaines jr. may be a fine AF wolf,
but what if that’s all there is to him?
maybe the honeymoon phase wore off on her,
on him,
on both?
word in the forest is:
He allegedly cheated and left a previous relationship just to be with Victoria.
so maybe karma’s pulling a little “clown came back to bite” moment on him.
at the end of the day,
victoria still won.
she got herself a gorgeous pretty BD and together…
they produced an adorable kid. not always a guarantee,
because let’s be honest,
sometimes two fine parents equal one not-so-fine child.
they looked like the ultimate social media couple of attractive…
and then poof!
as we’ve learned time and time again:
“ultimate dream” pineapples can turn into “ultimate regret” nightmares.
there are many lurking this gay forests of ours too.
working out every day,
taking the best in filtered socials,
only to drop the mask and end up being an asshole.
yawn.
Fantasy fades; reality always steps in.
that don’t mean wolves like john,
gay or other,
won’t get rode all day and night.
i’m in a “what are they like after I nut?” era because i’ve def been disappointed.
lowkey: sometimes,
regardless of how fine someone is,
they won’t be compatible and have chemistry with us.
I think this is a case where women are not honest about what they really want. In the real world, you don’t go from John Gaines to Stormzy. Women say that they want a man who is not intimidated by their success, but honestly, I think John was too comfortable being Mr. Victoria Monet.
We have said it many times here: John is too attractive not to be on TV or in someone’s holiday hallmark/lifetime movie; he does his social media thing but seems to lack drive and ambition.
Another thing about Victoria, I thought she was supposed to be bisexual and sexually fluid and was running behind Teyana Taylor, so I really don’t get this situation.
She’s more successful than him. Most man can’t handle that. Heck, I’ve had tops ghost me when they ask me about my education, so…I’m sure Stormzy is a better compatibility fit for career.
And..this could just be for a music video.
I have meet John a few times here in LA. He is really nice and approachable. Pictures don’t do him justice. That man is gorgeous! They have been broken up for almost a year now so I’m sure they both have moved on.
My mama used to say “Everything that looks good ain’t good for you!!!
And Stormzy looks like he’s hung like a horse
Or maybe none of us want “the good guy” but want what we need. Only certain people give us what we need. The right horny day, anybody can be what we want to satisfy it