why designer relationships end up being last season

first off,
there is nothing wrong with looking good with your partner.

you both present well and look like you smell like expensive ass fragrances.
absolutely nothing wrong with that.
the designer relationships look expensive,
but it’s all about overly selling a presentation like a luxury storefront.

behind the curated aesthetics,
and the “we woke up like dis” filtered everything,
it looks like an endless product placement of a relationship.
there’s often nothing real holding it together.
even the sex on their OFs is curated.
it’s not intimacy; it’s marketing.
marketing to poor lonely souls who yearn for their own brand of designer too.
these designer relationships aren’t built to last

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at this point, do they have a target goal anymore?

when you do something that goes against the grain,
the best thing you can do is fix it.

that only works if you actually GAF.
there are many jackals and hyenas in a high rise offices,
who don’t GAF what anyone beneath them has to say/font/protest/throw a tantrum.
if actually enjoy watching the forests burn.

Is Target trying to go out of business?

i saw this and i’m baffled…

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justin bieber is on the autobahn kind of crash out

hailey bieber did not expect to get this version of justin bieber when she married him.
stalked,
manifested,

and sunk her claws to hold onto dear life.

even having a kid with her isn’t stopping the full speed crash out of him.
justin bieber has been off the beaten path for a while but this here

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should we update our ex files for steven beck and his husband?

one thing social media relationships,
and even regula degula,
have taught me is:

The little birds are watching every move from the trees.

in this case,
my little foxes are always watching.
yesterday,
i was minding my black ass business when i got a drop.
it was about steven beck and his husband,
1stkingdavid.

judging from what i was sent,
i think we may need to add “ex” in-front of husband because…

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the wolf who gave me more than i expected

last night on random,
i ended up in a group chat with a bunch of people.

i knew a few people but my only intent was to join and listen.
a fine AF wolf was in there that caught my eye.
i def wasn’t going to speak but that felt like the old me.
so he started talking about something that was bothering him.
something we have fonted about on the Foxhole many times.
it was about a gay jackal who couldn’t take no for an answer.
this gay jackal was on legit stalker mode with this wolf.
something urged me to type:

“Yeah,
I don’t get why people can’t respect other people’s boundaries.
No one is attracted to this kind of behavior.
Even if someone was attracted to them,
it would be a turn off heavy.”

that was it.
i said my peace and went back to lurking in the shadows.
then…

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they gave jeffrey goldberg the signal to drop the thor hammer on em

Imagine being added to a group chat of the VPS of your job by mistake and they are talking crazy shit and spilling secrets in there?
I woul
read that shit at night and make sure I keep receipts in case I gotta end a bitch.

so do the gays use signal?
i know telegram is the hot spot for gay insider trading.
i feel like i’ve have heard of signal before in passing.
either way,
signal got a big boost of service with the latest.
as you know,
or didn’t,
a reporter named jeffrey goldberg of the atlantic
was added to a signal group chat by accident.
in it,
many of our fearless leaders in this administration were fonting alleged secret war plans.
( x see it here )
well they tried jeff by calling him a liar by saying nothing said was classified information.
he allegedly dropped the entire alleged contents in the group chat

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