if i looked like kim kardashian,
pre cat face,
i would probably be riding some dack right now.
probably serfboartin’ a sexy attentionisto/hood star.
i’d have no kids,
my bills would be paid,
and i’d have 100k followers on my social media accounts.
i would have a legit job and be a “model” of some sort on the side.
i’d have 2,000 unanswered texts.
why?
all wolves fiending for a taste of my sweet tight waterfall pussy.
aaahhh life would be sweet!
well apparently that was the thought of jordan james parke.
he dropped 150k just to look like kim.
this is the results…
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i think they you mean “FAIL”.
so i been seeing commercials for this movie called “the interview”.
it starred seth rogan and james franco.
sony pictures is the studio behind the movie.
the plot was those two doofuses going to kill kim jong-un,
the leader of north korea.
i instantly thought the film was a very bad idea.
like…
very bad.
last month,
sony hq’s private emails ironically got hacked revealing EVERYTHING.
directors were talkin’ shit about angelina jolie,
kevin hart,
and a host of others.
very ironic.
well if you were planning on seeing “the interview” on christmas day,
it looks like you better go see something else…
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you’ll be surprised what wolf would date you.
sometimes what they say they want isn’t what they end up with.
this is how i felt when k michelle admitted today she was dating idris elba.
8 months!
i was personally trying to figure out how she got him to direct that vh-1 special.
well it was time for her to cum clean.
she spilled all the beans on the breakfast club this morning…
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yung berg takes weird pictures on instagram.
thats just a side bar.
anyway…
his “i don’t like dark butts” foolishness may come back to bite him.
…right in his ass.
or someone else ass?
who knows anymore.
so an f-bi sent me the alleged teenager he was with…
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oh trey…
sadly is that is my facial expression right now.
i’m sure this is one of the gayest things i’ll ever admit,
as ive said some pretty gay things,
but i really love mariah carey’s “all i want for christmas is you”.
yes i will admit it.
i love that song.
it instantly puts me in a good mood.
i always dreamed of a christmas morning as that song is playing.
wolf of my future take note.
well one of my readers sent me trey songz remake to the song and well…
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i read chris brown’s apology at work and i was actually disgusted.
like…
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