if this was the 90s and yester-years,
i think there would be mass meltdowns.
we should be lucky we live in an era with all this technology.
if we talk to our parents,
aunts,
uncles,
and grandparents,
they would tell us they had nothing but a good book and a window.
the only information they would get is word of mouth or breaking news.
what a time to be alive.
i saw something today that kinda irritated me and i don’t know why.
it was a bunch of celebs singing “imagine” from john lennon on twitter…
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ya know,
a few baller wolves catching the rona had me on edge.
when tom and rita hanks made the announcement they had it,
i yelped.
when idris elba announced that he tested positive for the rona tho…

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trump never ceases to amaze me.
he is like an abusive parent.
he’ll cuss you tf out and then want to pray for you after.
i guess the rona has really got him shaking in his spray tan because…

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the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…

Toilet paper

folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…

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twitter alert:

Some “straight” males are having sex with vixens,
marrying them,
having kids with them,
and it still isn’t containing that raging homosexuality/bisexuality.

andrew gillum,
former mayor of tallahassee,
and democratic candidate for florida governor,
seems to have been caught up in his own twitter alert today.
he was caught up in a suspected crystal meth overdose with a gay escort in miami.
ey yi yi.
candace owens broke the news today on twitter,
with the police report and well…

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some straight males are way too insecurefor their own good.
they can’t even let their toxic masculinity rest for a few seconds.
lil yachty came out with a video for “oprah’s bank account“,
featuring drake and dababy,
where he plays a version of the talk show legend.

well you know the straight jackals were fuming at him in a dress.
lil yachty addressed the backlash on his twitter…

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