ya’ll want yo moneyoback from steveoback (onlyfans)

i appreciate previews.
they allow me to know what i’m getting into.
some of these onlyfans need previews tbh.
steven johnson,
aka steveoback,
just launched an onlyfans that everyone was excited about.


an ig user by the name of @juandomiingguezz signed up for steven’s onlyfans.
he was thoroughly disappointed and hit us up with a preview.
well…
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lana del rey decided to go swimming with the alligators

lana del rey was a visual orgasm when she first came out.
well,
the second time with “born to die“.
her visuals for that album era was everything.
the performances was left to be desired,
but she gave me life the way her music made me feel.
these days,
her music has gone left since her debut.
i’m not as hyped about her as i use to be.
when i saw that lana is trending today,
i thought it might have been a new single.
nope,
it was this ig post
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the rona shredded his muscles down from 190 to 140 pounds (holy guacamole)

one of the first things i’m doing when new yawk opens up is a haircut.
my whole head is terror,
even tho i been doing my best to maintain my hair with products.
the vanity in me once to look normal even tho i plan on keeping my events limited.
everyone meet mike schultz,
a rn from san francisco.
he ended up catching the rona while attending the winter party festival in march.
he decided to share his “before and after” from his battle and well…
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if you’re selfish, you probably can’t f*ck

*the following has sexual themes for mature a audience.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

sorry,
you can’t.
during my last podcast with karaoke,
the conversation shifted to sex and i said:

“People who are selfish are never good in bed.”

selfish doesn’t always have to be financially.
you can get anyone to buy you a drink or a pair of shoes.
you can’t fuck the drink or the shoes.
i’m fonting about:

Emotionally
Mentally
Spiritually

when you live a life where it’s “all about you“,
you are probably horrible to date and even wacker to fuck.
if you are on the receiving end of being selfish,
you could be a pillow prince (or princess).
you just lay there and expect to be pleased.
foxhole,
ya’ll done made me feel sorry for kevin gates in this sex tape…

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grand closing but now another grand opening; kyle goffney and jones tamar are back together!

in my head,
they made up with 13 hours of make up sex and a blood oath.
so we had a good font about the breakup of kyle goffney and jones tamar on may 8th.
( x check out that past entry here )
well guess what foxhole?

They are back together again on May 14th!

kyle realized we all didn‘t have a peaceful nights rest since the first ig press release.
he decided to release another of why they made up…
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dwayne mckell is upset because he is a sex pioneer and wants to feel included

 

i was just talking to the pretty vixen today about our fallen attentionistos.
everyone knows an attentionisto who is a fallen star.
as much as they flexed their (sex) lives all over social media,
they somehow didn’t “make it”.
either by scandal or no one cared anymore.

attentionisto,
dwayne mckell,
is angry today.
so blac chyna is coming out with a documentary about onlyfans.
it’s called “only cam: LA” and it will be on zeus:

this is what he had to font about it on his twitter

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