tessica brown will probably have an svu episode made, sponsored by gorilla glue

“everybody comes to hollywood.
they wanna make it in the neighborhood…” – hollywood, madonna.

fame
is one hell of a drug.
the talented ones have a harder climb,
while folks who just do dumb shit get insta-fame immediately.
we are all pushing and squeezing to climb to the top in all of our fields tbh.

In the corporate and working world in general,
those who don’t know wtf they’re doing get promoted to managers.

tessica brown is one of those people.
as you know,
she put gorilla glue in her hair and nonsense transpired.
i love the response from gorilla glue’s twitter btdubs:

well,
ya’ll done…

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when your boyfriend dies and leaves you his secret life to deal with

a foxholer sent me this story and its quite a doozy.
i would hate for my wolf to die and all his secrets came flying out.
from the illegal activities to the side hoes.
fuck planning his funeral.
put him in a suitcase and let the state deal with it.
deshawn mcmanus was shot and killed on feb. 9th in north carolina.
(  x read it here )
his girlfriend was mourning his death on social media as she should:

up until the “gotcha gotcha”

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apryl jones has a really big cum up

i know a scheme when i see it.
when a regula degula is suddenly attached to a “big deal holyfield“,
i always have questions.
apryl jones,
who is omarion’s baby mama and lil fizz storyline co-founder,
was spotted with a “big deal” recently.
she went from “lhhh” to…

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the dementia made her want to spit on this black caretaker?

i would have slapped her.
sorry.
don’t even think of spitting on me and living to tell that tale.

that caretaker is there to assist her ass and that “got me fucked up” turned tf up.
when the pretty vixen sent me this from “hollywood unlocked“:

… i was annoyed,
but then this weird update happened…

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asian doll thinks indian food looks nasty and it had folks upset

most of us have gotten really sensitive in the forests these days.
its gonna get to the point we can’t say a thing.
to me,
it creates a fake way to live but not everyone thinks like me.
rap vixen,
asian doll,
has people upset with something she tweeted.
she went to an indian restaurant and this is what her fingers said…

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all the straight guys love doing gay shit (especially when it comes to their cake)

^that is what i call grabbing a handful of his tail.
sheesh.
oh hi,
my name is “grabbing a handful of his tail“.
i find it funny when straight males do gay shit.
i guess it’s the thought process of:

“I’ll do something gay unless it’s with actual gays”.

i guess that’s how dl is born?

“I just want to put the tip in my mouth,
but you can’t tell anyone.
I just want to know if it tastes like a meat straw…”

…or whatever excuses straight males come up with these days.
the foxhole has been sending me this new challenge the straights are doing.
it’s called “the boys cake check challenge” and well…

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