Category: ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ
i sagged my jeans and a gay male had me feelin like a b!tch
The Confused Sagger.
wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.
“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!
I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”
…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….
when the God of the sea dips into uncharted waters
Imagine seeing this coming…
out the water.
look what washed ashore in my box.
an F-BI dropped off a message in a bottle.
inside,
it contained the sexy siir neptune making waves.
its something you all wanted for quite some time…
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an F-BI made sure we had bunz the day before thanksgiving
When you come over for Thanksgiving,
you gotta bring something.
you can’t just roll up empty handed with the stomach to match.
an F-BI decided to bring the bunz as an appetizer.
i got a drop that said:
and then it was followed with this…
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do you think peanut the squirrel was putting nuts in this hole?
Allegedly fonting,
of course.
Clearly,
I’m late on this (w)hole Peanut the Squirrel debacle.
over the weekend,
i ended up watching this video from tiktok about it.
in a nutshell,
no pun intended,
the owner should not have had that squirrel in the first place.
peanut and a pet racoon ended up getting taken away and euthanized.
in that tikok,
it was mentioned the owner was attractive so i wanted to be nosy.
oh,
he is “one of those”.
gotcha.
the Fox-vine was fonting that even tho he has a wife,
he seems to allegedly appeal to gay males.
so then i went down even more of a hole than i should have.
i landed in a deep one.
allegedly…
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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks
You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.
chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:
they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:
it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.
a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…
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flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern
Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?
aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…
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