Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
Hi. I’m Dan and I’m Trying To Be Smashed Slow.
Wolfie.
This just might be your speed!
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Omarion: The Cakey Sex Symbol?
I didn’t think O-Cakes was much of a sex symbol.
I guess Trey Songz has set the standard, huh?
Big Foot Is The New PETA Spokesperson
WTH??????????????????????????
The Well Endowed Loud-Mouth Italian
We have this client who comes into my job and you can hear him a mile away.
He is very loud and you can probably hear his voice in Pakistan.
We will call him Squawk because that is all he does.
Squawk is pretty gruff and rough around the edges.
Aren’t all Italians?
I guess I would give him a pass with his voice.
He has the type of voice that with the right tone,
it could turn into “come home and get this dick” type of thing.
But what is attached to the voice is just NOT kosher.
But, check it…
Turn It Off and Jam It Up Her Ass
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfH3vkuxRSk]
She can’t fuck.
She can’t act.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
She can’t keep a man.
What CAN she do?
I Prefer Fed-Ex Penis Better
Mailmen are hot.
Have you ever just seen a fine ass mail dude?
Their uniforms always fit them so well plus,
something about them sticking their package in your slot turns me on.
I have to have a role play mailman fantasy one day.
But I have a Vixen of mine who realized her mailman fantasy was really a nightmare.
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