Community Dick… Everybody Had He!

this is definitely a:

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (17)

now the male hoes have a song.
it’s called “fuck boi”…

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz, Can I Get A Witness?

i always wondered if i’m capable of going crazy?
like if my wolf decided to act up,
would i scratch up his car or order 20 pizzas to his house?
~~out him to the world for reality show pipe dreams?~~
i’m good at cutting someone out my life when they fuck up.
i can pretty much erase your number and never look back,
but would i ever go straight up psycho?
hmm.
good question.
they say good dick makes you do crazy things.
kinda like this vixen who repeatedly ran her truck in her wolf’s car.
how about it was right outside a keys and swizz beatz crib.
well my friends at cliff view pilot had this to send me…

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That’s Right B*tch (Come and Get Some Of This Here Ass Whoopin’)

an f-bi was asking me if i watch married to medicine.
can’t say that ive watch the show,
but this rock em; sock em smack down…

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The Fattest Ass You Will Probably See Today

everyone claims they have biggest butt cheeks in the business.
um, maybe not.
everyone meet the fattest butt cheeks you will probably see today…

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JoJo Simmons Learned Yesterday

this shoulda been titled: