Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
he can’t bear to accept that he likes penis

some males love a good excuse.
the excuses some jackals use why they cheat will always be funny to me.
it’s like when you hear some dude say:
“my ex is crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”
…but that applies to EVERY ex he has ever had.
the next question should always be:
“what did YOU do to make these exes crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”

so when i hear a grown ass male saying our ex president is making him gay…
Continue reading “he can’t bear to accept that he likes penis” →well the good news is shannon sharpe helped a young hoe retire!

brava,
gabriella,
brava!
she did what every hoe dreams of doing.
they can’t be fuckin and suckin’ forever.
i’ve learned something in life:
some people gotta be embarrassed for them to truly learn.
this is why i stopped wasting my energy on those types.
it’s like they enjoy looking like idiots so bet.
shannon sharpe is a masterclass and the perfect example of…
draya thinks judging her and her YYN is like homophobia

ariana grande has a song i’m really into called,
“yes, and?“.
its the song version of this:

the song was allegedly made addressing all the home wrecking rumors with her new partner.
ariana can be ruthless about the wolves she wants.
tbh:
if more people would say that one phrase when they know they know they wrong,
i’d respect them more.
making excuses to justify bad behavior annoys me.
stand in your triflin’ ass shit.
i don’t know how draya put this on the rih’s socials and wasn’t embarrassed but:

jalen is 23 and draya is 40.
her own son is 23 too.
that is a wild age gap.
i can understand a late 20s dip in your 40s but early 20s in your 40s is out of control.
that is heading in:
“does he know how to wipe his tail properly?
“did he eat his vegetables?“.
someone dragged her for that age gap and she responded that ageism is like…
homophobia…
imagine finding out you were having the gay sex with a married bishop randomly

Okay let’s get light weight messy…
it’s one thing to be discreet,
or even DL,
as a single male.
It’s another to be an alleged married pastor on the DL whose getting his butt cheeks pulverized.
this is where i start to judge and can’t defend if they get outed.
the one thing i hate about church is:
It has taught people how to be good liars for the people of the Lord.
OF creator,
jrock,
posted about a bishop that he has been allegedly dickin’ down for a year.
how did he find out?
he didn’t even know his alleged receiver was a bishop until…
you gays and your LGBTQ degrees are the latest problem

They’re catching on to us.
We’re just too damn smart for these straights!
all joke aside,
i didn’t know there was such a thing but here we are.
apparently,
the gays are speed running through life with LGBTQ degrees.
so the straights are saying fuck those degrees!
they think we need more manual labor to make this country great again.
according to that she jackal who is the press secretary,
she went on fox news with this…
she waited until after travis hunter was married to walk down that aisle

i was hanging out with my straight wolves last night and nfl baller wolf,
travis hunter,
randomly came up.
oof.
one of the wolves said:
“We tried to warn him.
This fool would drop that chick to parties and sit in the car.
He is a simp.”
i had to google and yes Foxhole,
he did use to do that via akademiks:
…then i remembered this is the one whose girlfriend allegedly ( x doesn’t really like him )!
oooooooh,
this is the one.

well he didn’t care because as soon as he got ( x drafted ),
and pulled in that $46.6 million,
including a $30.6 million signing bonus,
she became the wife QUICK.
he doesn’t need to sit in the car anymore because for her wedding present…




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