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BLACK FOLKS DON’T SUPPORT JUSSIE SMOLLETT BECAUSE HE IS GAY?

from what i remember,
jussie smollett was one of the favorites on empire.
next to cookie,
who was played by taraji p. henson,
and andre’s butt which was attached to trai byers.

jamal was the gay brother who was the underdog on the come-up.
jussie was also lee daniel’s golden child too.
the straights were rooting for him.
so when his brother,
jocqui smollett,
said the black community didn’t save jussie because he is gay…
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KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS YA’LL NEED TO GTFU AND WORK

kim kardashian has kinda grown on me slowly.
i won’t be watching her shows or going out of my way to check for her,
but she has been around so long that she is like an infestation.
she said something for variety that has everyone mad.

a broken clock can be right twice a day.
she said people need to get their ass up and work…
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TODRICK HALL WAS THE INSUFFERABLE VILLAIN ON CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER?

i like when straight wolves don’t gaf.
now what i mean is…

They don’t GAF when around gay males regardless of what others think.

as the forests get more tolerant,
and gay isn’t the boogeyman to many,
there are plenty of straight males who have a bromance with gay males.
todrick hall and lamar odom got very close on this season’s celebrity big brother…

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THE STRAIGHTS HAVE OUTDONE THE GAYS THESE DAYS WITH SEX

i love when the tables turn.
it’s a good feeling.
it can make me horny for hours.
nothing better than when idiots get eggs all over their faces.
it seems that hiv isn’t a “gay issue” these days.
a foxholer sent me this to share with the class…

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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)

cnn always has the best nye celebrations.
the reporters let their hair down and the ratchet comes flying out.
from cousin donny droppin’ it low:

Don Lemon is not drunk. Not even close.
Damn you 2021!! #CNNNYE #donlemon #drunkdonlemon #cnn #andersoncooper #andycohen #NewYear2022 #nye pic.twitter.com/oVtkRNQ6dq

— AC ???? (@ACinPhilly) January 1, 2022

to andy cohen letting it all fly out about deblasio:

andy don’t give no fucks,
do he?
well dulcé sloan,
a comedian who was hosting a segment down in new orleans with cousin donny,
decided to share her new year’s resolution with the world…

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lil nas x is due to deliver a hit album after a long labor (of love?)

i think we have to accept that lil nas x is going to be a troll.
ever since he took off that cowboy hat,
he has been on one,
two,
three,
and four.
a majority of it has been entertaining while a few instances left me scratching my head.
he is coming out with his album,
“montero”,
on september 17th.
he debuted the album cover: