Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
michael b. jordan had time for someone who called him corny in high school
we don’t know where people will land.
we always end up circling the block.
some of us were super corny growing up.
i was.
A few decades later,
you glo tf up and the rest peaked somewhere in high school.
that is the case with michael b. jordan and a past bully named lore’l.
she is a radio host/red carpet interviewer/love and hip hop person now.
imagine him not forgetting how he was treated in the past.
imagine him calling her out before she has to interview him…
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r. kelly and aaliyah’s alleged daughter will never see her alleged dad again!
i wonder…
If the hyena who made ^this album in the 90s would ever think that his life in the 20s would end up the way it did?
probably not.
i’m sure he thought he had more fuckery for his creative outlet to unfold.
when we are high on the horse of doing dumb shit,
we always think we will be the special snowflake to “make it”.
you know what’s wild?
i haven’t heard an r. kelly song in YEARS.
his music is blocked on my spotify and i forget he exists a lot of the time.
we will probably never see or hear r. kelly again in this lifetime…
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some men are really sloppy at cheating (especially with other menz)
i’m just gonna font it:
Some males are the sloppiest when it comes to cheating/being sneaky.
…and when they cheat with the same sex,
forget it.
it’s like some of our brains aren’t wired to be low at all.
when i was in my hoe era,
i was really careful with my hoe-tivities.
if i even sniffed the wolf was sloppy,
i didn’t even pass go.
“I can’t stand a sloppy man.” I’d say.
i have been seeing jackals getting caught cheating in weird situations.
like,
why are you cheating IN YOUR HOUSE?
“I can’t stand a cheap man who can’t even get a hotel.” I’d say.
i saw this video where a jackal gets caught cheating with another male.
i can only imagine how she found him in the bathroom…
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boosie ends up having a gay kid (karma?)
they say if your karma doesn’t come back to you,
it may come back through your children.
i know quite a few homophobic straights whose kids end up being…
well…
i’ll add boosie to the list of those who…
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andy cohen gets gagged on live tv about his love of trash?
i love how she looks nothing like this.
i’ve been saying this thing lately:
“The wrong side of history”.
meaning,
some people love to defend and cosign trash.
don’t get me wrong,
some trash can be entertaining.
i’m guilty of enjoying or being sexually attracted to a trash can or three.
apparently,
jen shah of “real housewives of salt lake city” is trash.
( x see why she is going to jail for 6.5 years )
you know andy cohen loves his trash.
a foxholer shared with me how he was left gagged by chris wallace.
when andy appeared on his show,
chris cornered him about jen shah and…
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do people like “that man” even feel empathy when they get booed?
when you choose the role of “the villain“,
as much fun as being a menace can be,
you will not be met with applause.
people in your bubble will get on their knees but with everyone else:
dave chappelle had a show that elon musk attended over the weekend.
elon musk got up on stage and was booed mercilessly.
he has been trying to take down this footage on twitter,
but the folks on youtube ain’t letting their foot off his neck…
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