Category: UH OH
the perez hilton breakdown seems kind of karmic
as soon as i woke up this morning,
some Foxholers were sending me things about perez hilton on tiktok.
i saw the video but it was so blurry,
i didn’t know WHAT i was looking at.
another Foxholer hit me up and told me not to look at the video.
i appreciate that kind of love tbh.
they were trying to protect my spirit because tbh…
the lettuce is giving bubble guts and the coffee is giving paralyzed
is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.
i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?
( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you…
the baby mama went full tilt maduka on her IG!
“being nice and peaceful gets you nowhere”.
boy,
don’t i know it.
with all of us,
there are probably two sides (if not more) to soccer baller wolf,
maduka okoye:
one side is the wolf that we want to suck his meat off his pics alone
the other side is the alleged ain’t shit baby daddy
two things can be true at the same time.
we wanna fuck but like a majority of IG baddie wolves,
there is a fed up vixen/fox in the shadows.
maduka’s baby mama,
jelica westhoff,
saw him and cardi on a “lackin’ chemistry” dinner in italy:
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Cardi B and Nigerian soccer star Maduka Okoye are keeping the good times rolling in Italy … sitting side by side for a swanky dinner overlooking a Venice canal. pic.twitter.com/CdAPUpzHq8
— TMZ (@TMZ) July 19, 2026
i’m still not seeing the heat between them.
tbh,
this is the most subdued i’ve ever seen her.
she got up on IG and called him everything but a child of God…
andrew gillum cannot get his sh!t together, can he?
this is when he looked healthy because now…
i really believe someone knew andrew gillum‘s BTS secrets,
set him up,
and that’s how he got exposed.
like a majority of married DL males,
i think he was probably super sloppy.
in my head,
they knew what his weaknesses were and he fell face first in them.
it is pretty easy to ruin folks like this too.
you’d think after what went down with him ( x back in 2020 ).
nah,
that would be too easy because…
jussie smollet adds a new story line to our IG programming
jussie smollett like if he can’t play jamal lyon on “empire” anymore,
the least he can do is keep us entertained with a story line.
…and ya know whatttttttttt?
i’ll allow it because shit has been kinda boring.
influencers been doing the most; OF attentionistos been doing the least.
we might need jussie to spice it up for 2026.
when i saw jussie performing at a pride event in harlem:
@stoppfeenin “woaHOhOhOh” LMFAOOOO
i said to myself,
i said,
“self:
AT LEAST HE AIN’T STILL DRIVING US BANANAS TALKING ABOUT HIS 2019/GAY TUPAC HATE CRIME.
jussie be like a dog to a bone with that shit.
all of us who been tired of hearing about it:
the last thing i heard was he got engaged to ^that cutie in the above picture.
his name is jabari redd.
come to find out,
that engagement been over and jussie is banging a new alleged prospect…
geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?
atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.
“baby mama pregnant” btw.
like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”
my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,
and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.
nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…
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