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one of my favorite onlyfans has got to be king nate.
he has the world’s most beautiful penis,
his stroke is that of a demi-God,
and he looks good af with his tall ass.

 

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not only that,
his onlyfans is free.99 and you can choose to pay for his drops.
welllllllll onlyfans is pulling his and everyone else’s platforms…

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i don’t know how the foxhole down in texas and florida do it.
their states are run by idiots.
it’s so weird that we are in a global pandemic,
but they are pushing to be maskless like this is 2019.
both states are in a shithole of a mess due to their leadership.
( florida | texas )
texas governor,
greg abbott,
ended up getting the rona and it felt like karma.
he must be asymptomatic because the next day,
he was at a banquet like he had no fucks to give.
all these boomers in one room,
no masks or social distancing.

Collin County is fired up to keep Texas RED.

Thank you to the Republican Club at Heritage Ranch! pic.twitter.com/e318IaWsc1

— Texans for Abbott (@AbbottCampaign) August 17, 2021

what bugged me was this tweet about his recovery process…

Continue reading “governor greg abbott in texas don’t have to wear a mask since he’s jabbed tf up” →

we’ve got a new thing to stan for these days.
nope,
it’s not a new singing diva with long hair and great choreography.

It’s the curvy bottles with the potential rona protection from the various vaccines.

folks are hee-hawing over which vaccine they got.
we got the “moderna gang”,
“j&j crew”,
and “pzifer phattys” taking the stage.

i know.
folks don’t evolve from being dorks.
aside from that,
i am a bit concerned about the jab i got tho…

Continue reading “i got my phatty filled and apparently that man juice wasn’t good (enough)?” →

i told myself that i wasn’t gonna become “one of those people”.
someone who is looking down on friends because they choose not be get jabbed.
as someone who lost one of his best friends so suddenly,
i overly-care about the people i’ve labeled “friends”.

Not to be confused the assholes who have left my life because they were terrible friends.

the ones who shouldn’t even have friends because they fumble the bag consistently.

i’m referring to the genuine friends that are in my tribe.
i know we won’t agree on everything,
but i knew the “jabbed vs un-jabbed” life we are living would make us take sides.
so one of my best friends is anti-jabber.
she agrees with the conspiracies and all of that.
she sent me that she was at a rally over the covid mandates in new yawk.
they are banning the un-jabbed from gyms,
restaurants,
ball games,
and concerts starting next week.
you know folks out here are angry…

Continue reading “are you ending friendships over the jab?” →

there are a lot of crazy jackals running around out here.
i’m convinced laws are passed by folks whose elevators don’t fully reach the top.
i don’t know if the following is crazy but…
jodie meschuk,
a “kinda-sorta maybe not” thoughtful anti-jabber,
wants to sway america into believing the rona isn’t a big a deal.
how is she gonna do that?
she decided to film herself licking things in the supermarket…

Continue reading “she wants us to see the rona isn’t a big deal by using her tongue on you (jodie meschuk)” →

like i told the foxhole,
my life doesn’t change with or without the jab.
we are in the midst of a global pandemic and i don’t trust a word the cdc says.
between them and our leadership,
they fumbled the bag by giving folks false hope about being jabbed and maskless.
as the months went on,
we all came to realize:

let’s have a font about trill clinton aka @astatesman,
who is pictured above.
i’ve been peepin’ him for a while now and i think he is sexy af.
an educated wolf >
so he got fully jabbed in feburary and ended up catching that delta recently.
he tweeted his first-hand account on how it went down and his symptoms…

Continue reading “here is some muscle soup with covid crackers on the side (trill clinton)” →