another straight preacher ya’ll might have clocked for not minding his business?

they say you can tell in the eyes.
some say they can tell when you are starkly religious and they find your alleged grindr.
i keep fonting to The Foxhole (or to anyone with eyes and ears):

The best sex can come from another male who is problematically religious or has been struggling in silence with his sexuality.

they will take all that aggression with their private parts on you in secret.
dating is a HAYLE NAH but sign me up for a few 11pm to 3am entertainment sessions.
hell,
as kids,
we started experimenting with other church kids because we were told it was a sin.

the straight cubs i knew in church started having sex early with vixens.
you already know all the “got caught” or “got pregnant” stories.

i watched the following clip the other day.
it featured shane winnings,
the CEO of promise winnings in gainesville, GA.

he was talking about how gen z males have become more religious.

@nbcnews

Two new surveys show Gen Z men are more likely to claim religious affiliation and even attend church than their female counterparts. NBC News’ @morgankradford discusses this shift with the CEO of an Evangelical church for men.

♬ original sound – nbcnews – nbcnews

but it was the alleged comments that had me on a mid-day scroll

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“where are the two black people to speak out and save us from this doom?”

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down
in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:

“Where is Obama?”

bad enough:

“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um

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even tops are gonna take a disrespectful pounding with these tariffs

what’s that one lyric from rih?
that is actually a really broad question but it goes like:

“won’t you fucking just rain and get it over with…”

that is how i felt this morning.
i woke up and it was this gloom and doom shit outside.
tbh,
it matched the state of the forest after yesterday

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i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha

you know what really fuckin’ annoys me?
well,
i’ll font you:

Males who hurt you but then want to punish you when you react.

my favorite is the stonewalling and ghosting.
“run little bitch boy,
run!”

they did something fucked up to you but…

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jaclyn the jackal juggles white lies and gaslights the truth

The name “Jaclyn” = “Jackal”.
Am I the only one who picked that up?

there are many reasons why we lie.
sometimes it’s to impress,
protect,
or not to be judged by others.
we have all told white lies or invented some wild stories out of pure nonsense.

If you haven’t watched HBO’s “White Lotus”,
I suggest you go to a 3 season binge because this season is fantastic.
I thought last season was good but this season tops that.

i’ve been rummaging around my head about the character of jaclyn,
who is played by michelle monaghan.
she has created quite the conversation about her story line outside of the incest one.
she told jimmy kimmel that vixens in her life have called jaclyn a “bitch”,
while the gays are all for her ruthless shenanigans.

when i got out of gay logic and back to common sense,
i had a thought (with spoilers)…

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they gave jeffrey goldberg the signal to drop the thor hammer on em

Imagine being added to a group chat of the VPS of your job by mistake and they are talking crazy shit and spilling secrets in there?
I woul
read that shit at night and make sure I keep receipts in case I gotta end a bitch.

so do the gays use signal?
i know telegram is the hot spot for gay insider trading.
i feel like i’ve have heard of signal before in passing.
either way,
signal got a big boost of service with the latest.
as you know,
or didn’t,
a reporter named jeffrey goldberg of the atlantic
was added to a signal group chat by accident.
in it,
many of our fearless leaders in this administration were fonting alleged secret war plans.
( x see it here )
well they tried jeff by calling him a liar by saying nothing said was classified information.
he allegedly dropped the entire alleged contents in the group chat

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