the best way to get his interest is to just walk up and grab that dack

What happens when a man doesn’t reciprocate your interest after we do a bold move?

if a wolf that i’m interested in doesn’t give me an opening after i drop hints,
i try to maintain a healthy distance until further notice.
if not,
i move on and leave him alone.
i know,
booooooooring.

making someone else uncomfortable,
especially a male who might be straight or not interested,
makes me uncomfortable and can start rumors

…but it seems a majority of people have no filter nowadays.

just yesterday,
it happened to tariq from power aka michael rainey jr. on a live stream.

someone decided to walk up to him and grab his attention

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it follows after you have sex and get to itching

it follows is a movie about a demon that kills you after sex.
if this were real,
many of us wouldn’t stand a chance.
every year,
there’s a new real life version of it follows when it comes to sex.

Have sex and you might leave with a demon that needs medication.

2024’s new story line of it follows is in new yawk and…

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so one of the lyons brothers from empire is starring on OF now?

in 2015,
you could not WAIT for a wednesday night.
empire on fox had us all in a choke hold.
that first season was iconic.
fuck that.

Legendary.

alas,
the show fell off in the second season.
by third,
it a shell of it’s former self and by the fourth,
it was a pass around in time slots.
i use to fantasize about playing a villain on that show.
a few of the actors have transitioned into other things.
others fell way too hard from grace.
a Foxholer sent me a drop about one of the stars alleged new role

and if it’s true,
i’m at a loss for font

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if you took the vaccine, you’re gonna die! LMAO

I had a friend who didn’t take the vaccine.
She was adamant about not taking it even though I did.
Whenever she would hear alleged bad news about taking the vaccine,
she would always say:

“Ya’ll went and took that vaccine…”
“Ya’ll this…”
“Ya’ll that…”

…and i found that shit to be really disrespectful.
i was about two seconds from cussin’ her ass TF out.
like…

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so, allegedly, megan thee stallion was front row in nicki’s box seat?

i bought jaguar wright‘s first album.
i think i might have been the only one.
i bought it because of her being on jay’s unplugged and the coke commercial with the mouth:

Remember when neo-soul was poppin?
I miss that era.

I didn’t realize how much drama them neo-soul folks were in around that time either.

anyway,
the album was terrible and she vanished slowly after.
jaguar has been running her own platform,
being on all the podcasts,
but her mental illness as the main feature.
she has said some wild things in the past but allegedly,
she said she saw an alleged tape of nicki minaj and megan the stallion performing.

not the type of performing you are thinking about tho…

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wah gwan with this trash from drake today?

drake was at his handsome-est during the scorpion era.
whatever era started the low fade/beard combo
tbh.
as soon as he got the cornrows,
started dressing in early 00s garb,
and everything looking way too oversized like he is trying to hide his weight…

He started to look really “ugh” to me.

you what else “ugh”‘d TF outta me?
this patois-country remix he was featured on today called “wah gwan delilah“.
it’s a cover of “hey there delilah” from plain white t’s

but…

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