travis kelce went from spicy white to all american bear white

with certain issues,
i try to remember i have eyes and not live in denial.

i like a lot of taylor swift’s albums but this take has less to do with her.
when travis kelce was with that kayla nicole,
he looked fine AF.
he was always looking tanned,
bright eyed,
and freshly fucked.
i loved the body language with her in past videos:

there was a clip of them on a football field,
her trying to throw the football,
and travis could NOT keep his paws off her ass.

she is walking and his hand was like a honing signal on her ass cheeks.

look,
you could tell he loved fucking her.

this is what i mean by chemistry.
anyhoo,
i saw the recent pictures of travis for GQ and…

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he can’t bear to accept that he likes penis

some males love a good excuse.
the excuses some jackals use why they cheat will always be funny to me.
it’s like when you hear some dude say:

“my ex is crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”

…but that applies to EVERY ex he has ever had.
the next question should always be:

“what did YOU do to make these exes crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”

so when i hear a grown ass male saying our ex president is making him gay

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OF eliminated the big penis-ite

i JUST asked The Foxhole if he still putting up content of his big penis in every angle on OF.

if someone pays for goods on OF,
and the person doesn’t come through with the goods,
i think it’s fair to call them out.

too many are getting rich on OF off scamming their customers.

my F-BI don’t play that.
i don’t play about my Foxhole and we WILL drag you to the front.

the following alleged story is about “the rican wolf with big penis”,
paniwaterss.

allegedly,
one of the Foxholers got scammed but for the first time,
OF was not playin’ about it.
according to my Foxholer,
he subbed and purchased a JO video and 3 pics for 20 dollars.
what he got was the same pic and video on his main feed so this what happened…

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i ordered the cake without the brown frosting on the side, thanks

so i was on reddit,
not minding my business,
and came across this thread:

personally,
i like my wolves not as big as this.
i like whatever is before the “steroid/body builder” look.

anyhoo,
i’m reading the comments and saw this about not wiping your ass.
allegedly,
this is what was allegedly dropped about heat718

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am i the only one paranoid about what they put in their mouth rn?

i don’t know if this has always been a thing,
or maybe my allergies are turnt TF up today,
but the bananas i bought the other day smelled…

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the subtle art of wanting to suck his d!ck

i know that title is crazy but this is the Foxhole.
keep your boxers/pannies in a bunch at the door.

there is a saying that says,
the bold move will empower your best self to shine.”

that is true but may not work when you want to suck someone’s dick.
some of us forget that not all of us react the same to hoeness with boldness.
for some males,
it takes no skill to get their dicks in you because they are for the forests…

…but even those for the forests have standards too.

there are many instances where you gotta play it cool with the dack you want.
this requires you to observe and understand your prey,
which many of don’t because we can be self absorbed.
so when this bold hoe advertised how desperately they wanted to suck duke dennis’s dick

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