how long does a “comeback” usually take?
andrew gillum clearly wants his comeback to happen now.
the rona and his scandal has kept him down long enough.
he’s about to have a sit down interview on a major platform in a week…
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white gays are having the best week ever.
they seem to be snagging all the good dick out here.
first of all,
i didn’t even know jacob elordi,
who plays nate on hbo’s “euphoria”,
was even gay or bi.
i thought he was in an alleged relationship with zendaya.
i guess i was wrong because…
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can i font that even tho h.p. lovecraft was an alleged racist,
i’m happily fed that black folks are commanding his work.
we LOVE to see it.
i knew when jordan peele got involved with “lovecraft country” on hbo…

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foxes,
this is for us.

You ever been in a situation where after all the flirting,
eye fuckin,
and the light touches on your bawdy,
you FINALLY got the dick from “that dude you was feeling heavy”?

it’s like damn what took you so long to cum and align my chakras?
the vibes between you both was so right,
the sex was out of this world.
i’m patiently waiting on my wolf to come drop that dick off in me,
but this ain’t about me,
this is about “p-valley” on starz.
foxhole i’m obsessed.

The Pynk is a popular strip club in Mississippi, where intrigue abounds when the mysterious Autumn is welcomed by Mercedes, the dancer, and Uncle Clifford, the club’s discreet owner.

in last night’s episode called “the trap” (with spoilers)…
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“90s and up” kids understand the joy that was blockbuster video.
friday nights at blockbuster was poppin’.
that’s when you go to rent the newest release that was in the theater.
i use to beg my parents to pick up “such and such” a movie/game.
for those who remember,
there was like 50-11 copies of the new movie and all of them would be gone.
honestly,
those were some of the best moments of my childhood.
in 2020,
blockbuster is no more (well except one place in the us)…

…but it’s all about streaming movies and tv shows.
no more getting vex by something we want to see not being in stock.
it’s all there at our fingertips,
whether illegally or not.
i woke up from a nap today to see all of my 90s fav black tv shows are coming back…

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the fun part to all of us is the mystery.
i think that is usually the part that makes someone interesting.
it captivates us and we want to know more.
we create stories in our minds about them because we don’t know the truth.
they could be wack af,
but it’s that curiosity that draws us in.
if we have the privilege of getting to know them,
we learn what makes them tick.
you can’t for the first time you get sexual because it becomes a hunger.

“Am I going to be smashed into the next dimension?”

that is how i saw ryan henry from “black ink crew: chicago“.
he is pretty much a mystery,
but he did this today…
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