Category: THE VIXEN FILES
Ya’ll Want Raven Symone Off “The View” That Bad?
that is her “you ain’t getting rid of me yet suckas” pose.
okay can i be 100 and say i laughed at this story?
100,0o0.
that is how many of ya’ll signed a petition to get raven symone off “the view”.
( x see petition on change.org here)
oh my god.
did they have to use that picture of her on the site?
i’m laughing again.
okay sorry.
serious.
*ahem*
so guess what?
the view ain’t getting rid of her.
a rep for abc gave a simple statement which read…
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Solange Ain’t The One (Ya’ll Better Tell That Hyena)
i think we have all learned one thing about solange.
“she don’t play dat”
…um,
do i need to pull up her resume?
okay then.
well when someone on instagram made a comment about her cub:
“so cute but at the same time he ugly”
you know she had to respond.
this is what she said…
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TLC Ain’t Giving No Refunds (Sorry)
i remember when i wrote this ( x entry ) about tlc.
it caused quite the commotion.
well i may have been right.
not saying i am.
just “may”.
it was brought to my attention that tlc hasn’t released any new material.
they raised damn near half a mill and no album to show for it.
when a fan asked where is this new music,
this is what t-boz allegedly replied via f-bi…
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Beyonce Is One of the Vixens
“what if god was one of us?
just a slob like one of us?
just a stranger on the bus
trying to make his way home?…”
who would have thunk…
beyonce would have shown up for a random birthday party.
one that was for ciara,
of all people.
yes.
ciara.
well russell wilson,
ciara’s baller wolf,
threw a marvel themed b-day party of ciara over the weekend.
beyonce showed up as storm and well…
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Lamar Odom, In All His Bed Ridden Glory, Reconciles With Khloe Kardashian
well god was not done with them yet!
no he wasn’t!
*speaks in tongues*
it seems that khloe kardashian had a change of heart.
she was out here “thottin ‘n’ boppin” as a still-married vixen,
but things change when your estranged hubby nearly dies in a vegas brothel.
nothing says “come back home” like an overdose on herbal viagra.
so khloe has decided to give lamar odom another chance.
…or was it the other way around?
this is what tmz said…
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Ann Coulter Shut Raven Symone Completely Down
this is what happens when you do/say dumb shit.
when someone comes with that verbal stun gun,
it will leave your ass in complete shock.
see ^that face up there?
that’s the face of someone who didn’t see “it” coming.
ann coulter shut down raven symone on “the view”.
ann coulter of all people.
smh.
this is what happened via mediate…
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