I’m starting to think our new president is similar to an OF scammer.

i’m starting to to think those who voted for him are not that bright either.
well,
he did say he likes the uneducated.
so let’s use an OF scammer without fonting names…

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

…allegedly fonting,
of course.

do you see that facial?
those eyebrows?
that hair?
who would have thought that would be what the “the adjuster” looked like?

with the following alleged pipe leakage that an F-BI sent me,
was he packing another weapon somewhere else too?…

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My grandmother always said,
“Bad association spoils useful habits.”

as a young fox,
i rolled my eyes because i was desperate to belong.
as a grown fox with many experiences of betrayal under his fur?
it turns out that Gran was right.
enter the jay and diddy alleged debacle…

Allegedly,
i thought YMCA from The Village People was a gay anthem.
I heard that when I was a kid.
I literally just asked someone if that song wasn’t associated with gay folks back in the day.

i mean,
allegedly,
the group was dressed like they were going to a circuit party.
it doesn’t help “village” in the group name is the gay mecca in new yawk.
ever since our new president made YMCA his hype track…

the group’s been spiraling and having a hissy fit over the song’s alleged origins.
now,
one of them is even threatening to sue anyone who dares call it a gay anthem…

The hunt is officially on.

first off,
i ain’t never seen no one send condolences over a public death.
second of all,
the cryptic breadcrumbs this gotham villain left behind.
the bullets were alleged engraved with “deny,”
“defend,”
and “depose”.
check this ( x marks the fox of the title of that book ).

lastly,
they dropped the alleged photos of our mysterious anti-hero…