the new social media murder mystery they’re about to solve

X marks the Fox to the debut of it’s latest murder mystery on Rihanna’s social media,
“Who killed the UnitedHealth CEO?”

trust,
we’re already hooked on episode one.
brian thompson,
the CEO in question,
left his new yawk hotel at 6:46am.
by 7:00am,
he was a headline.
was this a random attack?
from the footage,
which is pretty graphic

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alpha males or alpha fails?

I’m always confused when they try to throw these types to the gays.

um,
unless it’ a pick-me gay,
the rest of us don’t want his ass.

i’m a black gay male who doesn’t have any issues with vixens.
i don’t like idiots but i don’t like idiots that come in all kinds and communities.

so i don’t understand how we got “here“.
allowing jackals from the early 1700s to have platforms in this decade.
we are allowing our kids to watch their streams; we gave others the power to run the country.
myron gaines from the platform,
fresh ‘n’ fit“,
was on sneako’s stream going TF off on vixens who game

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so he allegedly abuses vixens, is gay for pay, and addicted to coke?

Thanksgiving might be over but my inbox got stuffed with scandal.

this latest drop from an F-BI is hotter than your leftover mac and cheese.
well,
it’s going on 4 days.
you better freeze or throw them out.

a F-BI sent me the following:

*turns the microwave on 2 minutes*
so according to this drop

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i have thoughts on the hugo d almonte IG press release about outing khalid

when i don’t believe a word coming out anyone’s mouth/fingertips,
i like to look into everything they’re telling me to see if they’ll slip up.

this is why i only go with receipts when it comes to stories.
anyone can say/font anything because pathological liars do exist.
hugo d almonte,
the jackal who outed khalid,
did his best IG press release to defend himself.

i have thoughts

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“something something” cease and desist is for hoes – drake said

Hear ye,
Hear ye!

Drake’s been demoted to jester with the latest.

once the ruler of hip hop for many years,
drake found himself at the mercy of kendrick’s lyrical guillotine in their rap battle.
with one clean swing with “not like us”,
the new heir to the throne took his seat,
leaving drake out here scrambling to save face.
instead of bowing out gracefully,
our former king decided it was time to sue

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do you think peanut the squirrel was putting nuts in this hole?

Allegedly fonting,
of course.

Clearly,
I’m late on this (w)hole Peanut the Squirrel debacle.

over the weekend,
i ended up watching this video from tiktok about it.

in a nutshell,
no pun intended,
the owner should not have had that squirrel in the first place.
peanut and a pet racoon ended up getting taken away and euthanized.
in that tikok,
it was mentioned the owner was attractive so i wanted to be nosy.

oh,
he is “one of those”.
gotcha.

the Fox-vine was fonting that even tho he has a wife,
he seems to allegedly appeal to gay males.
so then i went down even more of a hole than i should have.
i landed in a deep one.
allegedly

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