Category: THE ALLEGEDLY OF IT ALL
how did britney not peep the hobosexual attentionisto in kevin federline?

you ever known a couple and knew it would end in disaster?
yup,
that was me with ^that mess above.
even at a young age,
i knew a “he hit a lick” when i saw one.
so i’m reading all of these new details from kevin federaline,
britney spears ex-husband,
and wow.
( x article 1 )
( x article 2 )
it doesn’t help she is on IG acting bat shit crazy atm.

i’m tired of the #teambritney excuses about this.
in the same breath,
i am old enough to remember when we were SUS CITY on kevin.
we knew that he wasn’t shit but she was trying to put lipstick on a pig.
at this point of her story,
she was out of control and did not care what anyone thought hence:
cue The Foxhole legendary gif:

well she got her “well you should have listened” as they all do,
and he got fat AF eatin’ good off her money.
in another “hit a lick” scheme,
he is trying to expose her in a memoir.
Foxhole,
this is another “hard head; soft ass” lesson in…
ray j gonna have to do more than crying to get brandy back

i’m glad he cried.
if this is real.
from the time growing up,
brandy has always shown love to her brother,
ray j.
they were always inseparable but apparently these days,
she isn’t fuckin’ with him rn.
why would she?
brandy is a brand.
she has already been in her own scandals that took years to smooth over.
ray j has been doing the absolute most nowadays.
case in point:

sidebar: don’t even start me up with that poor baby.
the fact that ray j is a father and this is what he is participating with this baby is wild to me.
like,
what?
so when tasha k asked him about his relationship with his sister and mama…
alexander skarsgård wuz like, “yes, and?” about messing with males before

…allegedly fonting,
of course.
so i randomly learned alexander skarsgård is best friends with jack mcbrayer,
who was on “kenneth” on “30 rock“.
i discovered this while not minding my business:

…and i thought it was really sweet tbh.
i love when i discover two people you’d never think are friends.
i made me realize the “friendships” with my polar opposites in my own life,
ones who we kept our friendships private,
they were either scared DLs or using me for my warmth.
Foxhole,
please be careful of these males only using you under the disguise of “friendship”.
while i was looking into more stuff about “pillion”,
which alexander stars in,
i learned he casually admitted recently that he allegedly dealt with other males before…
as diddy heads to jail, cassie should be going in with him?

diddy got 50 months,
which equals about 4 years,
but as many of us sighed relief this shit is over:
“cassie should be in jail.”
“this is all cassie fault.”
“cassie brought the black man down.”

tbh…
Continue reading “as diddy heads to jail, cassie should be going in with him?” →“the thing” is that his little blackmail plan makes him look an idiot

this is why they are about to really snatch tiktok now.
so i think this person is an idiot.
razzledazzlemo on tiktok is an idiot to me.
he got a shit ton of followers on there because:
@razzledazzlemo I’m petty. And I have the receipts #fyp #foryoupagee #fypシ #congress #petty
♬ original sound – razzledazzlemo
( x see it here )

he claims he has speaker of the house,
mike johnson’s,
alleged grindr profile and IP address.
sidebar: i thought mike johnson was stephen miller.
clearly,
i’ve lumped them all in the same box.
anyhoo,
this is why i think he is an idiot (and others who do this)…
is there such a thing as being turned off by a hoe?

from some people i met IRL,
to a few of the attentionistos ya’ll have told me about,
their calling cards was how they were hoes.
it wasn’t about talent,
or if they were good or insufferable people…
it always started with their sex lives and how easy they were/are.
…and as much as people want to champion for sex work,
there was still a shaming these folks got.
as easy as it was to sleep with them,
they still got branded with the scarlet “HOE”.
do you think there are some people you just shouldn’t fuck?
as easy as getting them in bed is:
are some people too “community” to fuck with?
i was looking at this latest alleged reveal with our latest resident baller-hoe,
stefon diggs via tasha k…




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