i am a passport hoe and got my cheeks annihilated by a booty terrorist

whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:

i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.

toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post…

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“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…

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kanye’s next smash is called “kissing cousins”

last season,
we saw two brothers engage in incest-like relations on the white lotus.

game of thrones crawled so these other shows could walk tbh.
in past entries,
i have had a few Foxholers share about experimenting with incest as kids.
that topic was always very taboo and/or “it was who explored my curiosity with first“.
it seems like kanye might be blowing the lid off his own secrets.
pun actually intended.
in an alleged “journaling tweet” of his,
he admits to having a close relationship with his cousin.
by close,
i meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…

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the all female space crew are not catching why people are dragging ’em

Oh Gayle.
Oh,
my sweet summer child.

gayle,
i understand you don’t understand the criticism happening lately.
the one about you and the rest of ^those folks heading to space:

i fully get why you are confused but if i may,
i can shine light on why many in the forests are reacting…

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should we ask the gay for pay sex worker to blink twice if he needs help?

there is a scene in a movie i watched as a kid that i remember vividly.
it was in a movie with dmx called “never die alone“.
in this scene,
raven gomez-preston gets hooked on a particular drug from dmx’s character.
he spitefully did it so she would only have to go to him for drugs.
so she is a full blown drug addict atp.
fast forward,
there is a scene where she is crying while he is having sex with her.
the look on her face looked so defeated that it made my skin crawl.

an F-Bi sent me a drop about a gay for pay sex worker we recently fonted about.
as i went down the hole regarding this,
i found something that really disturbed and confused me…

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hey babe, new tariff update just dropped

so Foxhole,
the toxic relationship just called us with an update:

The tariffs are off for 90 days.

i thought our new president said other countries were trying to kiss his ass…

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